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Naslov: Old ones Poruka od: JWH1947 Januar 02, 2010, 01:28:19 Took my wife to New York City last week. She found her way back.
Doctor said, "Got bad news...you only have 3 months to live." I said, "That presents a problem because I don't have enough money to pay your bill." So he gave me another 3 months. At my age I have my sex like I have my steaks...rare. How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six. One to screw in the bulb and 5 to write the environmental impact study. ;D |